Why We Feel Deserving of a Blog
At Salsa Fiesta in Miami:
Anisa: “I’ve never wanted to commit a felony crime before, but I say we kidnap the chefs here at gunpoint and force them to live in our house and make us food.“
John: “One question: You’ve never wanted to commit a felony crime before??“
At Orient Garden in West Palm Beach, while discussing the preparation of tofu:
John: “You make it mimic meat! And then you masticate merrily.“
*cue snickering*
On multiple occasions, in a multitude of places:
Anisa: “We need a tv show/blog/book!“
